Shocked, shocked that there is gambling in Casablanca

Former Pakistan strong man Perez Musharraf is astounded that a fortress compound could be constructed in his country 800 yards from Pakistan’s major military academy to provide protection for Osama Bin Laden without the government’s knowledge. He is likewise aghast that the United States did not trust Pakistan’s intelligence to cooperate in the raid on this compound, as “we are fighting the same enemy.” Lastly, he is bamboozled, saddened, and chagrined that the US violated Pakistan’s sovereignty, which he would not have allowed, were he in any position to stop it.

In other news, enhanced CGI will allow casting the late Claude Rains as Musharraf in the upcoming Hollywood version of the raid and killing of Bin Laden, working title “Chickenhawk Down: They Saved Bin Laden’s Brain–Not!”

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